Blender Magazine - April 23, 2008

Just thought I'd share this as I find it a) annnoying and b) somewhat hilarious:

I just picked up my copy of the magazine and felt like a huge weirdo as I turned over the magazine to the person at the counter and a half naked Tila Tequila smiles up at us. Th clerk,clearly puzzled by my choice raises an eyebrow and smirks at me. "Uh... FOTC are featured in this issue. They are boys and I love them... that's why I'm buying it," I stammer out as the clerk raises and eyebrow and tries to hide his snicker behind a cough.

People like Tila Tequila should be illegal...

And who in the world would stammer out "They are boys and I love them" to prove their heterosexuality? This kid, that's who. Holy... *mumbling indistinctly*

haha, i dunno if y'all can read the caption on that pic of bret in the hotel...but it says "who's a guy gotta blow to get a hotel room around here?"....i didn't notice it til i was looking thru the mag at the bookstore today, and i had to keep from uproariously laughing out loud!!! i think it's just hysterical!!!!!

hahaha it's funny because the pic is totally fitting...he looks like a dirty bum that would blow someone for a hotel room lmao

I think anyone meeting them after a gig should offer to buy them a few drinks to ease the pain

caiknbake wrote:

rhymenocerous wrote:I think anyone meeting them after a gig should offer to buy them a few drinks to ease the pain

oh i think i could arrange that... ;
) roofie colada!

no caitlin, no! that was terrible!....sorry, having a mel moment.

LOL. It's time to stock up on Special K, and I don't mean the cereal.

*slaps self* no no no bad bad *slaps some more*

they're both at least 12 inches taller than i am so uhhh yeah they're still pretty massive lol
idk why they can't find another adjective for bret

haha oh they are just too funny! and so are you guys! i love my flighties!

lmao.......this was great. sometimes they sound so naive it's just adorable.