Bret ... ROCKS!!!

I considered a fourth exclamation point, but it didn't seem necessary.

I just stumbled across this message board, and I registered to say I love Bret and I have no idea why he's less popular with women than Jemaine. Jemaine is awesome and funny, but Beautiful Bony Bearded Bret is the most adorable thing in the entire world.

*sigh*

haha well the popularity between the two is pretty even here, jemaine is only winning by a little but, so i think you'll like it here

and even those of us who are jemainiacs love bret, too....or i do, at least

Bret's the best.  No question.    

:le sigh: ....................bret

honestly, i've been noticing bret's beauty more and more lately. i love jemaine but daaaang bret, you've got it goin' on.

You know, other than on this board, every girl that I know is pretty much in love with Bret and I am the only Jem-freak. It must be that his beard is so good. He does have some awesome facial expressions, though, I'll give you that! Those BUST magazine pictures make me lol like crazy everytime I see his lips all twerked!

Hey, I'm a Jemainiac too, but I'd be a fool to dismiss a talented hottie like Bret. I think he might be a bit of a better musician than Jemaine (don't tell J I said so!!), and I love how expressive his face is. He also seems a tiny bit more confident and relaxed than Jemaine too, which is hot. And he apparently has no qualms about double-teaming me should I be into it, which is admirable. I could be a total switch, no problem.

Bret is beautiful and waaayyy talented. No question. Funny how he seems more confident than Jemaine in some contexts... People skills!

Squee!!  I'm happy to see so much Bret love!  So rad!  

Yup - mark me down as another confirmed Jemaniac who still thinks that Bret is WAY hot!!!  In fact, in my first throes of Conchord love, BRET was the one I liked best!  

I guess that would make me a switch-hitter.    

Bret is so handsome, Jemaines looks are too deep set to be considered classically handsome LOL!

But on the real Bret has it going on! The curls, the big brown eyes that say "baby, you know i can nevah break your heart" and the "pout", i can't get enough of that mans "pout"! His lips are sooo luscious!

ines wrote:Bret is so handsome, Jemaines looks are too deep set to be considered classically handsome LOL!

But on the real Bret has it going on! The curls, the big brown eyes that say "baby, you know i can nevah break your heart" and the "pout", i can't get enough of that mans "pout"! His lips are sooo luscious!

Bret's lips are so underrated!  Jemaine's are bigger, but Bret's are much more expressive.

And his puppy eyes are amazing, of course.

And I loved his little bum when he was doing the angry dance.  

Flight of..

Jun 10, 2008 1:51 PM
Hi Ines,

Jemaine said you asked him to ask me to write you a message.

Here it is...

What's cookin' hot stuff?

Bret




I BELIEVE THIS IS WHY I LOVE HIM!

HAHAHA

omg Ines that is awesome!

That's fantastic, Ines! I love it!

Oh, Bret. :-*

Watching this vid made me love Bret (and Jemaine) even more!