I wish I was as awesome as Bret...

So, wow.
I'm a little intimidated after what proved to be a batch of insanely flattering comments for my last blog.
Which is good. Cause I depend on the affirmation of you guys to keep me from losing interest in my own blog and instead using my free time on something as futile as, i dunno, doing some push-ups or paying my bills on time.
However, as anyone who knows me will tell you, I'm not so awesome.
In fact, to prove it, I came up with a list of dudes I'd rather be.
(This isn't some subtle cry-for-help ploy for attention or anything. It's a blatant cry-for-help ploy for attention or anything.

1. Bret McKenzie from Flight Of The Conchords


First of all, if you've never heard of Flight Of The Conchords--the New Zealand musical comedy duo who make Tenacious D look as legit as Breaking Benjamin--by all means, stop reading whatever ridiculousness I'm spouting off about and YouTube the hell out of them. When I asked myself who I'd like to be, it was immediately clear to me that I wanted to be either Bret (on the left) or Jemaine Clement (not on the left). Although I'm fairly certain the Jemaine is the funnier of the two [Sam's Note: ], I had to go with Bret cause he's really kinda the complete package. He's got the accent, he's got the musical chops and he can grow a fierce beard. Actually, at this point, I'd settle just to be a guy who can grow a beard.

hellomyfriend wrote:Bret really is the total package. *long, dreamy sigh* If I were a guy, I'd want to be him too ... but I'm a girl, so I'd rather be on him. " title="" border="0"/>

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thedistantfuture wrote:*whispers* Where did Sam go ???
*hides*

thedistantfuture wrote:*whispers* Where did Sam go ???
*hides*

laura wrote:

thedistantfuture wrote:*whispers* Where did Sam go ???
*hides*

???

*boom-queen* wrote::'(


I misssssssss her soooooooo much!!! This place isn't the same without Sam in it!

sharona65 wrote:

*boom-queen* wrote::'(


I misssssssss her soooooooo much!!! This place isn't the same without Sam in it!

DITTO THAT!! *massive tears*

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step0nmi wrote:

sharona65 wrote:

DITTO THAT!! *massive tears*

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i just noticed like two seconds before seeing this! just cuz i haven't been on much.

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Amily wrote:I wish I was as awesome as Sam...

Sammmmmmmm come baaaaaaack!!!!!!!!! :'(