Dear Bret,

wmniwoman wrote:Dear Bret,

your body is good


love,
j

Dear Bret,
please say "
nonchalant"
more often.
thanks.

love, liz

Dear Bret,

Please stop it. I can't take much more.

Dear Bret:

I'm a Jem fan, except when you look this grubby and deranged:


C'mere you sixy freak!

love,
murrayland

Dear Bret,

If you don't stop getting better looking as each day goes by, I will never get over you. You nearly killed me in your tennis gear, and your hair and beard look very good.

Love,
Nikki

Dear Bret,

Your crazy colorful feathered outfit in "
I Told You I Was Freaky"
reminds me of this.



See?

Love, Sarah

Dear Bret,

Thank you for being brilliant in every conceivable way.


Love,
Nik

Dear Bret,
Where is your clone, is he single, and could you please send him to Chicago?

I'll give you the exact address when you respond.

Much love,
Casey

Dear Bret,

[size=150:r829offq] *dropping books*


Love,
Nik
P.S.

Nikki, let me help you.



Oh crap.

shianne517 wrote:

Nikki, let me help you.



Oh crap.

Dear Bret:

Fine.

You win.

begrudgingly ,
murrayland

PS: foul tempter man-vixen.

Dear Bret,

I don't begrudge you making me love you. But it's the kind of love I feel for my male friends, not like for a boyfriend.

But, yeah... You win.

Love, Sarah

Dear Bret,

You think you could go half on my phone bill???

much appreciated
love,
J

Dear Bret,

Now that you're married, I feel horribly guilty fawning over you. Will you forgive me for my staring? I can't help it! :-[

-Taylor

tickertapequeen wrote:Dear Bret,

Now that you're married, I feel horribly guilty fawning over you. Will you forgive me for my staring? I can't help it! :-[

-Taylor

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--- me, trying to magic his clothes off again

hellomyfriend wrote:

tickertapequeen wrote:Dear Bret,

Now that you're married, I feel horribly guilty fawning over you. Will you forgive me for my staring? I can't help it! :-[

-Taylor

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--- me, trying to magic his clothes off again

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tickertapequeen wrote:

hellomyfriend wrote:



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--- me, trying to magic his clothes off again

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Yeah, no ... I definitely don't have that.


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It worked!


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--- me, aiming spell at his underpants

hellomyfriend wrote:
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--- me, aiming spell at his underpants

Dear Bret,

I miss you already. :'(

Love,

Elizabeth

Dear Bret,

I suck at expressing my emotions, so I try to avoid describing my feelings with words. But I can handle mimimalism.


[size=150:h0qiccqa]You own my heart.


Love,
Nik

dear bret,

take me away.

"
fly high. be my getaway."


love forever,
sin

Dear Bret,




Will you please return my brain?


Please?


*sigh*


Nevermind. You can keep it.


Love love love lust love,
Nik

Dear Bret,

If you're feeling poopy, I hope you're being nursed back to health.




Love always,
Nik

Dear Bret,

Please don't push yourself too hard! We'd rather see you healthy and enjoying yourself than sick and unhappy.

Get better soon!

love, Chloe