Reasons to love Jemaine ...

shianne517 wrote:

Like, if we took away a Jem variable, for example, his booty. Would Jemainiacs still love him as much?

.

As long as he still wears that Art Garfunkel wig.

5'5"
, 24, I'm pretty sure I was breast fed but I was too young to remember?? " title="" border="0"/>

I also love them pretty equally...it goes back and forth. Kind of like Mel, whoever is available or within my reach haha jk

My heart belongs to Arj though...so does Luisa's, and she doesn't remember either. Maybe those who don't remember if they were breast fed are Arj Babes...makes sense, the whole...not remembering thing haha

hmmm... an intriguing question…

i'm 5'5"
and 29, was breastfed _{until my teeth started coming in (poor mom ) at which point it was formula all the way for me}…

and i am definitely a jem girl *ahem, points at banner and avatar*.

i know I prefer bigger guys… this must be due to the breastfeeding.

i wonder if the season one is born in has anything to do with it? i’m a summer baby. Perhaps the amount of sun one receives within her/his lifetime determines whether one is attracted to jemaine and/or bret?

Oh, and… reasons to love jemaine…

Number five gazillion one : it’s so hard to choose just one characteristic to love

I am very confused by this breastfeeding thing. . did I miss something?

EDIT: Apparently so--and all I needed to do was look back a few pages. :

Well, according to some pie chart or some other type of chart, or possibly a graph, I've been able to categorize two lists of things we find attractive that will determine whether we are Breteros or Jemainiacs:

Jemaine
-big
-hairy
-ratio of size vs. deliciousness of hands
-booty shorts
-whimsical belt buckles
-sideburns
-retro jackets
-evilness factor

Bret
-skinny
-cheekbones
-small
-big pretty eyes
-ratio of loudness vs. goodness of beard
-stripey/animal sweaters
-angry dancing
-ukuleles

chrissycubana wrote:

Oh, and… reasons to love jemaine…

Number five gazillion one : it’s so hard to choose just one characteristic to love

Amen sister! I can't think of a reason NOT to love him.

chloe wrote:
Jemaine
-big
-hairy
-ratio of size vs. deliciousness of hands
-booty shorts
-whimsical belt buckles
-sideburns
-retro jackets
-evilness factor

Bret
-skinny
-cheekbones
-small
-big pretty eyes
-ratio of loudness vs. goodness of beard
-stripey/animal sweaters
-angry dancing
-ukuleles

So I started reading the first ten pages, then skipped forward because I wanted to post but didn't have the time to read every page. So I skip to the last two pages and it's all about breastfeeding...

Whaaat?

*lost*

#whatever number we're on now: He looks so adorable when he sleeps (Gotta admit my heart just broke when I saw him sleeping sitting up in the documentary...)

kellysouthpaw wrote:So I started reading the first ten pages, then skipped forward because I wanted to post but didn't have the time to read every page. So I skip to the last two pages and it's all about breastfeeding...

Whaaat?

*lost*

Read this:

Then this:

That's how all that got started.

gezyka wrote:

kellysouthpaw wrote:So I started reading the first ten pages, then skipped forward because I wanted to post but didn't have the time to read every page. So I skip to the last two pages and it's all about breastfeeding...

Whaaat?

*lost*

Read this:

Then this:

That's how all that got started.

I somehow missed this whole conversation. Too funny!

For the record: 100% Bretero, 5'6, 30, and wasn't breastfed.

In that case: 100% Jemainiac, 5'6"
, 21, breastfed

[align=center:04vax8oz]Just updating the ever important breast feeding chart.

[size=150:04vax8oz]Jemainiacs
4

Breteros
2

[/align:04vax8oz]

Amily wrote:[align=center:4asns80v]Just updating the ever important breast feeding chart.

[size=150:4asns80v]Jemainiacs
4

Breteros
2

[/align:4asns80v]

A pattern is emerging

nikki78 wrote:

gezyka wrote:
Read this:

Then this:

That's how all that got started.

I somehow missed this whole conversation. Too funny!

For the record: 100% Bretero, 5'6, 30, and wasn't breastfed.

5'5'' 25yr old wasnt breastfed
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-----------------jemaniac

OH ALL RIGHT :

5'10 and a half, 23 yrs old, breastfed, Jemainiac.

# Something-and-some-odd: He corrects the grammar of graffitiing hooligans.

lol, this breast feeding tally is just too funny...
for the record

Jemainiac, 5'6"
, 20yrs, breast-fed

Reason 1001:
He's a big-boned guy, which means should I ever get the chance to hug him, I would not break any ribs.

100% Jemaniac, bottle-fed baby

Ah! I totally found out today re: the breast feeding issue.

My first meal was via the boob, but the rest were from bottles.

Since I'm Bi-Conchordian, I think this means something!
And I said this earlier, but I'm 5'6"
, which is fairly average...

gezyka wrote:Ah! I totally found out today re: the breast feeding issue.

My first meal was via the boob, but the rest were from bottles.

Since I'm Bi-Conchordian, I think this means something!
And I said this earlier, but I'm 5'6"
, which is fairly average...

Interesting!! I think you may be onto something here

I wonder what this gets our count up too.

For what it's worth - my son's first meal was a bottle (I was in recovery coming down off the c-section meds), then I breastfed him for awhile, then my breastses just decided not to make any more and I ended up bottle feeding him for the rest of the duration. I wonder if this would make him a bi-Conchordian if he...were a girl...or...a guy of that persuasion I guess.

kellysouthpaw wrote:

gezyka wrote:Ah! I totally found out today re: the breast feeding issue.

My first meal was via the boob, but the rest were from bottles.

Since I'm Bi-Conchordian, I think this means something!
And I said this earlier, but I'm 5'6"
, which is fairly average...

Interesting!! I think you may be onto something here

I wonder what this gets our count up too.

For what it's worth - my son's first meal was a bottle (I was in recovery coming down off the c-section meds), then I breastfed him for awhile, then my breastses just decided not to make any more and I ended up bottle feeding him for the rest of the duration. I wonder if this would make him a bi-Conchordian if he...were a girl...or...a guy of that persuasion I guess.

I breastfed my daughter. Does that mean she'll be a Jemaniac? Oh no! What have I done?!?! " title="" border="0"/>

nikki78 wrote:

kellysouthpaw wrote:

Interesting!! I think you may be onto something here

I wonder what this gets our count up too.

For what it's worth - my son's first meal was a bottle (I was in recovery coming down off the c-section meds), then I breastfed him for awhile, then my breastses just decided not to make any more and I ended up bottle feeding him for the rest of the duration. I wonder if this would make him a bi-Conchordian if he...were a girl...or...a guy of that persuasion I guess.

I breastfed my daughter. Does that mean she'll be a Jemaniac? Oh no! What have I done?!?! " title="" border="0"/>

nikki78 wrote:

kellysouthpaw wrote:

Interesting!! I think you may be onto something here

I wonder what this gets our count up too.

For what it's worth - my son's first meal was a bottle (I was in recovery coming down off the c-section meds), then I breastfed him for awhile, then my breastses just decided not to make any more and I ended up bottle feeding him for the rest of the duration. I wonder if this would make him a bi-Conchordian if he...were a girl...or...a guy of that persuasion I guess.

I breastfed my daughter. Does that mean she'll be a Jemaniac? Oh no! What have I done?!?! " title="" border="0"/>

I breastfed my daughter too and she's Bretero.

The plot thickens....

DUN DUN DUN! *dramatic music*

I can't wait to see if a pattern really does emerge over time...

Touchedmonkey, you've created a monster!

I don't know if I was breast-fed. I think it'd be incredibly awkward if I was like "
Hey mom,was I breast-fed?"


But I'm 5'8"
and a Jemainiac. So whatever that means...