Capital Times Article - July 17, 2002

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Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:21 pm
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I just found this.  Also: Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!      

Apologies if this has already been posted; it's new to me.
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Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:31 pm
Ok, first thing I need to do is build a time machine, go back in time and then buy all three of them. XD
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Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:33 pm
They have got to be the funniest boy I have ever heard of. Ever.

"Make Money Fast book."

Ha! And the slaves bit? Priceless. I would totally bid large amounts of dollars to be their friend for an hour. I mean, c'mon, I need me some FOTC/Humourbeast advice...   Smile
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Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:38 pm
I am highly interested in this Rent-a-Conchord idea...sounds like a very lucrative market! Hmm. Renting Conchords hourly or by the day.

If they ever need a pimp manager, I'd be more than happy to volunteer. Smile
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Wed Jun 11, 2008 4:20 pm
$12 is a small price to pay.. i would totally pay $13 to be there friends lol
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Wed Jun 11, 2008 7:00 pm
mmm $20!

what would you guys do with them for an hour? [this sounded dirtier than i intended..haha]

i think i would want us to get some ice cream and/or sandwiches and then watch arrested development!   Very Happy

[this may be changed later...]
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Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:22 pm
$35, a stripper and some acidz...

oh and i'll make some scrambled eggs too Smile
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Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:49 am
oh how i wish they had money problems right now lol.

i think for my hour i'd make them lay down and watch friends and cuddle with me. i bet jemaine's a good cuddler. i think bret might be a bit too boney, but i bet jemaine is perfect Smile.
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Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:02 am
biadavila wrote:oh how i wish they had money problems right now lol.

i think for my hour i'd make them lay down and watch friends and cuddle with me.  i bet jemaine's a good cuddler.  i think bret might be a bit too boney, but i bet jemaine is perfect  Smile.



Let's put our money together Bianca and out bid everyone  Wink

And i will take Bret's boney butt and cuddle with him, no problem  Wink
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Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:23 am
ines wrote:
biadavila wrote:oh how i wish they had money problems right now lol.

i think for my hour i'd make them lay down and watch friends and cuddle with me.  i bet jemaine's a good cuddler.  i think bret might be a bit too boney, but i bet jemaine is perfect  Smile.



Let's put our money together Bianca and out bid everyone  Wink

And i will take Bret's boney butt and cuddle with him, no problem  Wink

absolutely.  i'm poor, but i'll do whatever it takes to get some quality jemaine time.  i'll sell my plasma, eggs, myself, whatever it takes.

i wonder how much they ask for to do private gigs?  we should all raise money, and hire them to do a private flighty gig lol.
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Thu Jun 12, 2008 1:18 pm

biadavila wrote:oh how i wish they had money problems right now lol.

i think for my hour i'd make them lay down and watch friends and cuddle with me. i bet jemaine's a good cuddler. i think bret might be a bit too boney, but i bet jemaine is perfect Smile.

Hey I had the Bret booty diss me when I dared suggest that perhaps his booty may not be up to snuff. I don't want the same fate to befall you for your bony comment.

I'd like to have some alone time with both Bret & Jemaine where we could cuddle and tickle each other and play with each other's hair. Then I would hold them to both to my bosom and we could take a little nap. Then I'd tell Bret to scamper on home so the adults can get busy.


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Thu Jun 12, 2008 1:48 pm

SheWolf wrote:
biadavila wrote:oh how i wish they had money problems right now lol.

i think for my hour i'd make them lay down and watch friends and cuddle with me. i bet jemaine's a good cuddler. i think bret might be a bit too boney, but i bet jemaine is perfect Smile.

Hey I had the Bret booty diss me when I dared suggest that perhaps his booty may not be up to snuff. I don't want the same fate to befall you for your bony comment.

he might be boney, but i'd still cuddle with him in a second.
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Thu Jun 12, 2008 6:43 pm
so if i had them alone for an hour.. i would probably ask alot of questions, just about themselves.. i would wanna know what their favorite toy was as kids.. just uncommon questions.. oh and totally cuddle both.. 30 minutes of bret-cuddle and 30 minutes of jemaine-cuddle lol
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Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:51 pm
I think that I would also be down for a good hour of Jemaine spooning. Smile
That's worth at least a hund-o, hey?
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Thu Jun 12, 2008 9:07 pm
the thought of spooning with jem makes me   Very Happy
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Fri Jun 13, 2008 5:05 am

step0nmi wrote:
But then we'd have to have it in the midwest again...like MN so that everyone from Canada can get there!


lol fine all of us in nz (just me lol) will wait for them to come back home and get a private show! lol what would we get up to? hehe
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