{non-fotc} The Big House

[size=150:2iwwrbai]The Big House
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hit it boys

this is russia's premiere state-funded hotel
we're very proud of our eclectic clientele
excellence in service since 1932
don't believe what you read in the online reviews

it's the big house
the perfect getaway
welcome into the big house
you'll never get away
it's no hilton and no hyatt
but you will have a riot
so please enjoy your stay

here's the dining room the menu is minimal
what the cook does to the food is criminal
pull up a seat, frog, grab yourself a stool
may i recommend you try our famous gruel

in the big house
you'll never be alone
life ain't bad in the big house
no, froggy, no
you check out after ten
or eleven years
make yourself at home

accommodation here is far superior
than anything else you will find in siberia
let me know if there's anything you need
everything is free money back guaranteed

in the big house
you will not survive
in the big house
run for your life

the big house
the perfect getaway
welcome into the big house
you'll never get away

for your security
i'll keep the only key
now please enjoy your stay



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Muppets Most Wanted Original Motion Picture Soundtrack - Disney Music Group - Track # 6