Your All-Time Favorite...

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[size=75:d6iao2iz]Okay, this is simple enough. Every few days, I'll post a new Bret topic and you list your all-time favorite. Easy, yes?

[size=100:d6iao2iz]#01 · Favorite TV!Bret quote.
#02 · Favorite picture of Bret & his little red piano.

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blondesnotbombs wrote:[align=center:vl5vua18][size=100:vl5vua18]#01 · Favorite TV!Bret quote.

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Oh my god!!! This is soooooooooooooooooo hard!!! How can I choose just one???


I need to think about this. My first instinct is to scream "
Mold farm!"
but then I remember sooooooooooooooooooooo many others.

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[size=75:9zykg1vv]Okay, this is simple enough. Every few days, I'll post a new Bret topic and you list your all-time favorite. Easy, yes?

[size=100:9zykg1vv]#01 · Favorite TV!Bret quote.

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Oh Jesus...so many come to mind I can't pick just one.


"
She's a pastry chef and a sniper"
is one though

she jumped on top of me and touched me on the penis

and

there's condoms around here, used condoms ( like how he says con-doms)

sheila wrote:...
there's condoms around here, used condoms ( like how he says con-doms)

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sheila wrote:( like how he says con-doms)

I do too.

Okay ... after a lot of thought I'm going with:


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I've done the mathematics in my head."

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That line (+ the "
lunchboxes"
head wiggle) made the entire episode worth watching.

my brain is farting on this.....

the one time that murray does roll call and bret says..

"
nnnnnnnnno."

sharona65 wrote:the one time that murray does roll call and bret says..

"
nnnnnnnnno."

hellomyfriend wrote:Okay ... after a lot of thought I'm going with:


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I've done the mathematics in my head."

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That line (+ the "
lunchboxes"
head wiggle) made the entire episode worth watching.

"
I'm not participating in this hug"
.

She's a cat tamer at the cheap zoo.

sheila wrote:she jumped on top of me and touched me on the penis

and

there's condoms around here, used condoms ( like how he says con-doms)

murrayland wrote:"
I'm not participating in this hug"
.

sharona65 wrote:the one time that murray does roll call and bret says..

"
nnnnnnnnno."

Awww, that's a good one! I didn't even think of that one.

Soooo many good ones, but the first to come to my mind was:

Just hugs until I get more confident.

nikki78 wrote:Soooo many good ones, but the first to come to my mind was:

Just hugs until I get more confident.

Can you give me a week or two to decide?

I keep thinking about "
budget bears"
and the entire answer phone message, but I'm sure my all time fave is from Season 1, I'm just forgetting it right now.

Another favorite is when Jemaine asks Bret in Sally how many "
ones"
he's had and he says:

Just one. [pause] Just one.


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sigh.

I'm horrible with picking favorites, but this one is definitely up there:

"
Glue?? Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is good! It's just like gel. Same--same viscosity!"

uhh, is it just me, or was anyone else surprised that tv!bret had the word 'viscosity' in his vocabulary?

sharona65 wrote:uhh, is it just me, or was anyone else surprised that tv!bret had the word 'viscosity' in his vocabulary?

That's why it's so cute and funny!

Also: "
nonchalant"
ADD: Especially how he pronounces it.

oh, i totally agree! i remember the first time i heard him say 'viscosity'.. i thot "
*gasp* that's a big word for you, bret! aww, i'm so proud! such a cutie!!"
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and yeah... 'nonchalant'? ... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

This might be my favorite from Season 1:

YES!!

That was one of the first audio files I ever made