Pantsed (2008)

Pantsed

A young woman searches for the man of her dreams.

Written by and starring June Raphael. Also starring Casey Wilson, Bret McKenzie, Derek Waters, LP and Seth Morris.

Directed by LP (Lauren Palmigiano).

Released: January 6th, 2008 (USA)

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/25cc8b85e1

BTW...I'd be into him pantsing me  

A Funny or Die video called "Pantsed" was about a young woman (co-writer June Diane Raphael) who, whenever she began to make out with a partner, would suddenly get pantsed. This is played out as a metaphor for constantly getting into abusive relationships. After her second pantsing in a row, June decides she's finished with men, and we see her in a car with a girl, wearing matching baseball caps and white t-shirts and singing an Ani DiFranco song, whereupon the girl asks her if her jeans are button-fly; told they are, the girl says "Good to know" and June looks worriedly out the window. The metaphor is lampshaded by June's friend:

Casey: I guess getting pantsed is your destiny.
June: [staring at herself in the mirror] Yeah, Case, maybe you're right. [montage of June standing with man without her pants on; sitting on floor, pants-less, tearful; stumbling out of hallway with her pants around her ankles] Why am I fighting it? I get pantsed. It's who I am.
Eventually, she meets a nice guy who says he wants to take their relationship to the next level, but he's then horrified when she spontaneously pulls down her own pants.
Man: Fuck's wrong with you? [hastily putting on his shoes] Jesus Christ, June, I liked you.
June: I thought you would like this.
Man: Fuckin' skank. [heads for the door]
June: "Skank", what are you saying? [shuffles after him, her pants around her ankles] What did you mean by "next level"?
Man: [leaving] Jesus Christ, not this! [slams door]
June: Stop! I'll pull them back up! I'LL PULL THEM BACK UP!