Filter Magazine Interview - January 13, 2009

Flight of the Conchords Breaking News!!

by Staff | 01.13.2009



Moments ago, FILTER spotted Bret McKenzie and Jemaine Clement of Flight of the Conchords tromping into the hottest and swankiest club in Hollywood. When asked for comment regarding the new season of their HBO hit series, they had this to say in between gulps of Slurpee and gabs on their BlueTeeth:

"In season two, you can expect more singing from other characters and even more desperation from Bret and Jemaine."

Our reporters hounded them throughout the evening, so check back often for more spicy details.

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Sitting on a poolside bench at the luxurious Hotel Palomar in Los Angeles, the musical comedy duo Flight of the Conchords sips Slurpees and Big Gulps. At the direction of a photographer, Jemaine Clement and Bret McKenzie pretend to talk on Bluetooths and Blackberrys, read Los Angeles Times, and answer emails on a MacBook, giving more and more of themselves to the camera, but absolutely refusing to model with Starbucks and Red Bull.

“They don’t need help,” says McKenzie. “If we endorse their product, it brings down the both of us,” quips Clement with a stone-cold straight-face. On the contrary, it’s likely that any company would go to great lengths to receive an endorsement from Clement and McKenzie, two performers with an incredibly hip cache that would benefit any corporation. But such a move of shameless promotion would most certainly be out of character for the pair of college buddies from Wellington, New Zealand, who have made a career over the last 10 years out of modest cultural humor and naiveté.

In their eponymous HBO series, now in its second season, Flight of the Conchords excel at playing lovable fools who are awkward around the opposite sex, unfamiliar with American customs, and desperate for success. Playing a fictionalized version themselves as off-the-boat folk musicians, Clement and McKenzie so convincingly hit note of humor with heavily-accented subtlety it makes distinguishing their real personalities from their onscreen characters’ a difficult feat. And this, of course, has affected most aspects of their daily lives.

For Clement and McKenzie, their celebrity presents a catch-22. They want to be in the forefront on the screen and stage, but out of the spotlight on the streets;
they want to carry out the majority of the writing and acting on their acclaimed television show, but would rather go unnoticed anywhere outside the studio walls. Unfortunately, success and popularity often go hand-in-hand. Clement says he favors the subway in Los Angeles to that in New York because West Coast counterpart is so barren that no one recognizes him. And they both have stories of being followed by fans around New Zealand and New York, all for just a photo or an autograph.

“People expect you to be funny because you’re on a comedy show. And they’re disappointed if you don’t feel like turning on the laughs,” says McKenzie. “I was back in New Zealand this Christmas and someone shouted out, ‘Bret!’ And I look up and say, ‘Hi!’ Then they go, ‘Oh, I just wanted to make sure it was you.’ And I go, ‘Oh yeah, it’s me.’ And that’s it. They went away.”

Today, ever-lasting onus to perform is in full effect. And despite whatever aversion to fame the two may have, since 10 a.m. they have been negotiating a press junket comprised of international conference calls and in-person interviews. “Yeah, journalists come from all over the place to interview us,” says Clement and McKenzie, though entirely agreeable, speak with a waning enthusiasm that rarely peaks to a level you may expect from two such funny men. Instead, they can hardly present one positive aspect of having their faces plastered to building walls, billboards or magazine inlays.

“I don’t know what the good parts of being famous are,” says Clement. “I think the more famous someone gets, the more miserable their life gets. Think of Elvis, Michael Jackson, Britney Spears… you want to avoid it. And here I am doing a photo shoot.”

Despite their end-of-the-day blasé, the Conchords have turned the building electric. Literally. This is the seventh day in a row the Hotel Palomar has hosted a press junket for HBO and every piece of technology used to capture the stars’ charm has given the floor a static charge. It’s truly shocking that attention could manifest itself in such a physical manner, and as they relocate to the hotel lobby, Clement and McKenzie’s star power is exemplified once again.

“We never see anybody in New York!” cries a woman moments later. She is visiting the city with her teenage daughters for a five-day vacation, and along with a few hotel hands and curious guests, she is standing by the front desk excitedly watching Clement and McKenzie walk in and out of the hotel entrance, posing for more photographs with sunglasses, cell phones and shopping bags. She asks the Conchords’ publicist if her daughters can take a picture with the celebrities. They agree, of course, and after posing for a few pictures, say goodbye and hurry upstairs. One of the girls squeaks out a “Thank you so much!” Her sister just blushes uncontrollably.

“Yeah, that happens a lot,” says McKenzie, hunched over a round table in a conference room on sixth floor that is littered with food wrappers, books, empty water bottles, pens, and paper scraps. But in contrast, as the self-proclaimed “most famous people in New Zealand” --- a country barely 4 million --- it may be beneficial for the two to escape an entire nation’s glare by living in America half-time, where they fall into a niche of celebrity far below that of the Tomkats and Brangelinas.

“We’re some of the most famous people in New Zealand,” repeats Clement with a facetious tone. “People will say things but there’s a different energy to it… like, ‘I’d really like to talk to you.’ And it’s really funny because I want to say, ‘I have no interest in talking to you.’ People want to talk to you but you’re not necessarily any more interesting than the next person.” Whereas in America, he points out, “We’ll be celebrities at certain parties but then at other parties, no one will know who we are.”

The Conchords’ comedic appeal of course reaches far beyond the perfect-stranger observations of foreigners coming to America. As a musical duo that developed onstage before it did onscreen, first in New Zealand, then in Great Britain, and finally in the States, Clement and McKenzie are an act that is mobile in several ways. In addition to an internationally touring show, their series’ cong-and-dance numbers are practically readymade for You Tube and, released on Sub Pop Records, are in fact Grammy-winning. As Flight of the Conchords the series relies heavily on impromptu musical interruptions as it does its characters witticisms, at any moment Bret and Jermaine are likely to break into a rap, ballad, or disco number with accompanying music video. No genre is a safe from this modern-day Rodgers and Hammerstein --- French pop, Korean karaoke, cock rock --- you name it, they’ll tackle it. And as if the show’s promotion was not enough, Sub Pop is now releasing one song per episode for sale online, the collection of which helps form the Conchords’ sophomore release.

This season, McKenzie, a surprisingly adept multi-instrumentalist, has done the majority of the musical compositions on his own. “Last year he did too,” says Clement, “but I would just be in the studio doing nothing. Just lying on the couch going, ‘Oh how about a bass line?’”

And as for perils of fame and the alienation of stardom, Clement and McKenzie are indeed more focused on their careers than escaping the limelight. They say creating their show is by far the most stressful thing they have ever done together, far worse than touring or writing. “Just the relentlessness of working every day for over 100 days,” says McKenzie. “With each other every day, you almost don’t see anyone else,” adds Clement. “And also, if we’re creating anything no matter how similar mine and Bret’s taste will be, it’s going to be different in some ways… the way a song is arranged or what’s going to be in an episode, things like that. But, it’s more the stress of the situation because if it wasn’t so stressful, we’d just talk about it.”

But here too they are forming routines and figuring out how to make things work, just as they have done before with the other aspects of their material. “in the first season, Bret and me and James [Bobin], the other creator, would fight over lines,” says Clement. “But, we’d find out later when we’d go to film it on set that we’d hardly even use any of those original lines.”

“It’s crazy the amount of time we’d spend arguing about it,” says McKenzie. “We’d spend a day or maybe a week trying to figure out how to write a certain joke and we’d get on set and go, ‘Let’s not do that, let’s do something else,’ because you suddenly realize it’s not funny or something better comes up.”

“We didn’t know that before about our own process, but we never once had that argument this year because we know it just doesn’t matter,” says Clement, leaning back in his chair with a sigh of relief --- suggesting that here, too, amidst the glitter and glamour, they can find a certain comfort… even if it does involve a few flashing lights.

What the hell?

THE PICTURE!!!!!! hahahahahahaha

I guess this is their version of what kind off assholes they could be?

NOT POSSIBLE!

But they play it well.  Jem's face is priceless.

I keep staring at this pic and wondering if it's real LOL!

Amily wrote:I keep staring at this pic and wondering if it's real LOL!

I did too.  But no one can be that dead on with them.  

I mean, Jem's shoes alone got me.  No one has those shoes

LOVE THE FACES! Jemaine reminds me of Mick Jagger...whatever he's doing there!

also, loves Jemaine's grey suede shoes  

Bret = mucho hotness!!!  

Jemaine = beefier...not the fat kind...the muscle-y kind  

When asked for comment regarding the new season of their HBO hit series, they had this to say in between gulps of Slurpee and gabs on their BlueTeeth:

. . but they have no idea what those blueteeth are really for, though.

I LOVE Jemaine's shoes.  . .

Oh, that photo is priceless.  

gezyka wrote:My anal formatting ...

Teehee!

Katie wrote:Oh, that photo is priceless.  

gezyka wrote:My anal formatting ...

Teehee!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I was like, "wait...I said that?? Oh!  Out of context!

Katie wrote:Oh, that photo is priceless.  

gezyka wrote:My anal formatting ...

Teehee!

I laughed at that too.   Yes, I'm 9 years old.  

I'm still a little confused about the context of this photo, but one thing seems to be clear: Jemaine has scored some new murses. One can never have too many.

Katie wrote:... but one thing seems to be clear: Jemaine has scored some new murses. One can never have too many.

I love you more and more each day, Katie.  

hellomyfriend wrote:

Katie wrote:... but one thing seems to be clear: Jemaine has scored some new murses. One can never have too many.

I love you more and more each day, Katie.  

Awww! And my love for you continues to grow like the number of murses in Jemaine's closet.    

work it b & j

FotC Exclusive: The Only Living Boys in New Zealand?
by Staff | 01.16.2009

In a recent FILTER interview with Mary Lynn Rajskub (24, Little Miss Sunshine) promoting her new film, Sunshine Cleaning, the comedic actress informed us that she is going to be featured in an upcoming episode of Flight of the Conchords and gave us the plot rundown.

Mary Lynn Rajskub: I’m also going to be on Flight of the Conchords. I went onto FILTER’s site a couple minutes ago before I called you and I saw that really funny picture where the article says, "they're going into an exclusive club." That was funny.

FILTER: It's funny because it's true. What are you going to be doing on Flight of the Conchords?

Mary Lynn Rajskub: Those guys are playing in a Simon & Garfunkel tribute band and Jemaine is Art Garfunkel. I play a girl who is obsessed with Art Garfunkel so we go to bed together and I make him wear the Art Garfunkel wig. I make it really dark. So, that was really fun. It comes out sometime in February.

This news made us so excited we spent about three and a half minutes coming up with S&G/B&J headline puns:

"Jemaine In Troubled Water"

"It Took Me Four Days to Hitchhike from Wellington"

"Murray's Song"

"I Am A Formerly New Zealand's Fourth Most Popular Guitar-Based Digi-Bongo Acapella-Rap-Funk-Comedy Folk Rock (Duo)"

And yes, HBO, we will come write for the show. Just call us (Al).

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I play a girl who is obsessed with Art Garfunkel so we go to bed together and I make him wear the Art Garfunkel wig. I make it really dark. So, that was really fun. It comes out sometime in February.

Um, they should've totally hired me to play that part. It would've been pretty fucking accurate. I'd totally sleep with Art. Although I'd never sleep with the real Art

Another FOTC/S&G pun: A simple desultory philippic (Or how I was Murray Hewitted into submission) ...okay,I suck at puns.

Sneak Peek: Flight of the Conchords
by Staff | 03.25.2009



In the upcoming spring issue of FILTER Magazine (due to hit streets in April), we have an exclusive interview with the world’s favorite Kiwis, Flight of the Conchords. Readying the release of their second LP this summer and amidst the running of the second season of their HBO series, Flight of the Conchords, Bret McKenzie and Jemaine Clement found some time to chat with FILTER in between press junkets and shopping sprees. Here’s a taste of what they had to say:

"I don't know what the good parts of being famous are," said Clement. "I think the more famous someone gets, the more miserable their life gets. Think of Elvis, Michael Jackson, Britney Spears...you want to avoid it.”

Lucky for us, there’s no avoiding Flight of the Conchords these days…

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"I don't know what the good parts of being famous are," said Clement. "I think the more famous someone gets, the more miserable their life gets. Think of Elvis, Michael Jackson, Britney Spears...you want to avoid it.”

ADD: OMG, Jemaine and I are macbook twinsies!  I have the black one, too!  

"I don't know what the good parts of being famous are," said Clement. "I think the more famous someone gets, the more miserable their life gets. Think of Elvis, Michael Jackson, Britney Spears...you want to avoid it.”

I'm sorry, Jemaine!

I know. This made me so sad.

I dont ever want Jemaine to feel like that..  ever!!!

My kids mix Cherry and Coke Slurpees together and call it "Choke"
.

Although I'm sure there's truth behind what he said, it's possible he's doing a little tit tuggin'...    I imagine it's a bit of a love/hate relationship.

I think it has to be a double-edged sword though. I mean, on the one hand, I spend my days having fantasies about hitting it big so I can have money to afford the things that I want, to travel, to interact with the artists I admire, and, inevitably, to make my enemies jealous. Right?  

On the other hand though, I can't stand to be bothered by people and repeating myself, and I can't imagine how much of that goes along with being famous. Probably more than I realize. Going out for a sandwich is no longer a regular thing, but a chore. I'm sure Jemaine doesn't dislike us, or resent his fans in any way...especially not at the stage door. But, perhaps, when walking to his grocery store, he'd like to be left alone.

It makes me sad for them. But...it also reminds me that, even after all their increased success, they remain humble and simple. I love that about them. Especially Jemaine. . . I can relate to a cynic.